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charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

(Source: tete-pownshend, via unclefather)

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tatehorror:

A moment of silence for all the funny text posts that nobody’s seen because the person that posted them wasn’t tumblr famous

(via staplekind)

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bewbin:

LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW

(Source: rock-lee, via foodchewer)

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elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

(via hotboyproblems)

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

fuck yeah morgantown wv represent

(via childofthecleanlighteduniverse)

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lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

(Source: best-of-memes, via ugly)

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chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

(via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

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vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

(Source: foxxycleopatra, via ugly)

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kindofalone:

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

(Source: sickfake, via that-stupid-tardis-sound)

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bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

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guardian:


Hair. Make-up. Clothes.
Tiffany Kirk, a 25-year old single mother living in Houston, Texas, is getting “date-ready”. The whole thing can take close to an hour, yet there is no gentleman caller to pick her up when she is done.
There is no dinner and movie on her agenda. It’s just a 12-hour bar shift.
The date-ready outfit is her nightly uniform of shorts and a tank top – not exactly a typical nine-to-five work outfit.
All the primping is done for the customers; they are her “dates” for the night. They come to the bar for the way she looks and talks, for the ambience as much as for the drinks. Kirk is in no position to argue their preferences – she needs them to keep coming. Tips from such men pay her rent and bills, after all. Her hourly pay of $2.13 is completely eaten up by taxes. Tips are the reason that Kirk and many other women like her put up with sexual harassment in their workplaces. 

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guardian:

Hair. Make-up. Clothes.

Tiffany Kirk, a 25-year old single mother living in Houston, Texas, is getting “date-ready”. The whole thing can take close to an hour, yet there is no gentleman caller to pick her up when she is done.

There is no dinner and movie on her agenda. It’s just a 12-hour bar shift.

The date-ready outfit is her nightly uniform of shorts and a tank top – not exactly a typical nine-to-five work outfit.

All the primping is done for the customers; they are her “dates” for the night. They come to the bar for the way she looks and talks, for the ambience as much as for the drinks. Kirk is in no position to argue their preferences – she needs them to keep coming. Tips from such men pay her rent and bills, after all. Her hourly pay of $2.13 is completely eaten up by taxes. Tips are the reason that Kirk and many other women like her put up with sexual harassment in their workplaces. 

Read more »

(Source: theguardian.com, via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

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slutstatus:

cut the poisoned part out of your life before it has a chance to spread.

(via childofthecleanlighteduniverse)

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queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

(via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

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